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I found this a little earlier and it thoroughly amused me for the
extended amount of time it took me to read all of it :)

GREEN EGGS AND HAM
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That Sam-I-am!....
That Sam-I-am!....
I do not like that....
That Sam-I-am!....
Do you like....
green eggs and ham?....
I do not like them,....
Sam-I-am.....
I do not like....
Green eggs and ham....
Would you like them ....
Here or there?....
I would not like them ....
here or there....
I would not like them ....
Anywhere....
I do not like ....
Green eggs and ham....
I do not like them....
 Sam-I-Am.....
Would you like ....
them in a house?....
Would you like them....
With a mouse?....
I do not like the,....
In a house....
I do not like them....
With a mouse....
I do not like them....
Here or there....
I do not like thme....
Anywhere....
I do not like green eggs and ham.....
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.....
Would you eat them ....
In a box?....
Would you eat them....
With a fox?....
Not in a box ....
Not with a fox....
Not in a house....
Not with a mouse....
 I would
eat them here or there.....
I would not eat them anywhere....
I would not eat green eggs and ham....
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.....
Would you? Could you?....
In a car?....
Eat them! Eat them! ....
Here they are....
I would not,.... 
could not,....
in a car.....
You may like them.....
You will see.....
You may like them....
In a tree!....
I would not, could not in a tree....
Not in a car! You let me be.....
I do not like them in a box....
I do not like them with a fox....
I do not like them in a house....
I do not like them with a mouse...
I do not like them here or there....
I do not like them anywhere....
I do not like green eggs and ham....
I do not like them Sam-I-am....
A train! A train!....
A train! A train!....
Could you, would you,....
On a train?....
Not on a train! Not in a tree....
Not in a car! Sam! Let me  be!....
I would not could not, in a box....
I could not would not with a fox....
I will not eat them in a house....
I will not eat them with a mouse....
I will not eat them here or there....
I will not eat them anywhere....
I do not like green eggs and ham....
I do not like them Sam-I-am.....
Say!....
In the dark?....
Here in the dark?....
Would you, could you in the dark?....
I would not, could not ....
In there dark.....
Would you, could you,....
In the rain?....
I would not could not in the rain....
Not in the dark. Not on a train....
Not in a car. Not in a tree....
I do not like them Sam you see.....
Not in a house. Not in a box....
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox....
I will not eat them here or there....
I will not eat them anywhere!....
You do not like ....
green eggs and ham?....
I do not ....
like them ....
Sam-I-am.....
Could you would you ....
with a goat....
I would not ....
could not ....
With a goat!....
Would you could you....
On a boat?....
I could not, would not on a boat....
I will not will not with a goat....
I will not eat them in  the rain....
I will not eat them on a train...
Not in the dark! Not I a tree!....
I do not like them in a box....
I do not like them with a fox....
I will not eat them in a house....
I do not like them with a mouse....
I do not like them here or there....
I do not like them ANYWHERE!....
I do not like....
Green eggs....
And ham!....
I do not like them ....
Sam-I-am.....
You do not like them ....
So you say....
Try them try them....
And you may....
Try them and you may, I say....
Sam!....
If you let me be....
I will try them....
You will see....
Say!....
I like green eggs and ham!....
I do! I like them, Sam-I-am....
And I would eat them in a boat.....
And I would eat them with a goat…....
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And I will eat them in the rain....
And in the dark and on a train.....
And in a car and in a tree....
They are so good, so good, you see! ....
So I will eat them in a box....
And I will eat them with a fox....
And I will eat them with a fox....
And I will eat them with a mouse ....
And I will eat them here and there....
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!....
I do so like....
Green eggs and ham!....
Thank you!....
Thank,....
Sam-Iam!....